Madame Perkins insists we address her as, 'Your Munificence'. Nobody in Perkistan knows what 'Munificence' means and we can't look it up because she has a banned all the books that have definitions of words in them. We don't know what the word is for a book that has definitions of words in them because we don't have any books with the definitions of words them. We can only assume that "Munificence" means, "Stupid, Jerk-face, Dumb-head, Jerky, Jerk-face, Dummy Dumb-Dumb Head Face". Thankfully she isn't reading this because her attention span is that of a gnat with the attention span of a gnat with the attention span of an Alzheimers stricken gnat.
Our Prime Monster is fond of saying, "book learnin' 'ain't necessary." and that her judgement is infallible. We think the word infallible means, 'Smells like a fart'. The only books she allows are from the Twilight series.
I guess what we're saying is HELP! Please, this is an S.O.S. We are trapped in The Land Of Perkistan and can't get out. We would love to tell you how to get here, but we can't. One day we woke up and everything was pink and smelled like unicorns and pain, but to be fair, the child labor is nice...for the grown-ups anyway.
We don't know a lot, but one thing we do know is that one day we will breath out and not breath in and that is when we'll be free.
Our Prime Monster is fond of saying, "book learnin' 'ain't necessary." and that her judgement is infallible. We think the word infallible means, 'Smells like a fart'. The only books she allows are from the Twilight series.
I guess what we're saying is HELP! Please, this is an S.O.S. We are trapped in The Land Of Perkistan and can't get out. We would love to tell you how to get here, but we can't. One day we woke up and everything was pink and smelled like unicorns and pain, but to be fair, the child labor is nice...for the grown-ups anyway.
We don't know a lot, but one thing we do know is that one day we will breath out and not breath in and that is when we'll be free.
