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Look, my hair is mussed,
that must mean I'm carefree &
agreeable.
that must mean I'm carefree &
agreeable.
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Isn't it sexy the way my hair
accidentally falls in front of my eye?
Seriously,
I want to punch my own face in.
accidentally falls in front of my eye?
Seriously,
I want to punch my own face in.
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"I've just finished a yoga class
and now I'm relaxing with a cup of Smooth Move Tea...
and now I'm relaxing with a cup of Smooth Move Tea...
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Look out, folded arms!
My versatility is astounding.
My versatility is astounding.
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Need some car insurance?
Right this way sucker!
Right this way sucker!
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My home smells like unicorns!
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Yes, I look like a total douche
but
COME ON, that is one sweet rack.
but
COME ON, that is one sweet rack.
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I will rip out your spleen and floss with it.
(Jeezuz, get thee to a colorist)
(Jeezuz, get thee to a colorist)