Look, my hair is mussed,
that must mean I'm carefree &
agreeable.
that must mean I'm carefree &
agreeable.
Isn't it sexy the way my hair
accidentally falls in front of my eye?
Seriously,
I want to punch my own face in.
accidentally falls in front of my eye?
Seriously,
I want to punch my own face in.
"I've just finished a yoga class
and now I'm relaxing with a cup of Smooth Move Tea...
and now I'm relaxing with a cup of Smooth Move Tea...
Look out, folded arms!
My versatility is astounding.
My versatility is astounding.
Need some car insurance?
Right this way sucker!
Right this way sucker!
My home smells like unicorns!
Yes, I look like a total douche
but
COME ON, that is one sweet rack.
but
COME ON, that is one sweet rack.
I will rip out your spleen and floss with it.
(Jeezuz, get thee to a colorist)
(Jeezuz, get thee to a colorist)